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For
A Cat or Dog Lover or Pet Caregiver
– This cookbook makes a very special dog or cat warming present.
Also, if you take your dog to doggy daycare, your dog’s caregiver would
appreciate quick recipes. Team dog
quotes with beef and chicken recipes and cat quotes with your favorite fish or
dairy recipes.
Fun Quotes for about dogs.
- My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
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Rita Rudner
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- In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has
a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.
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Peterborough Examiner
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- A puppy is but a dog,
- plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
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Agnes Repplier
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- A good dog deserves a good bone.
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Ben Johnson
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- Dog lovers are a good breed themselves.
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Gladys Taber
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- If you want a friend in this life, get a dog.
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Harry Truman
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- Politicians are interested in the people.
- Not that this is always a virtue.
- Dogs are interested in fleas.
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P.J. O'Rourke
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- No vacation can be completely relaxed. You always wonder if the
- dog will remember you.
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Independent Newspaper,
- Groton, SD
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- I’ve learned over the years that you can create any manner of
mayhem for human beings, but dogs are off limits.
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Steve White
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- I was one of the luckier women who came to motherhood with some
experience.
- I owned a Yorkshire terrier for three years.
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Erma Bombeck
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- Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog will
be fed regularly.
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Globe, ND
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- Anything as large as a bloodhound or a golden retriever … makes
- a grand hot water bottle.
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Roger Caras
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- One barking dog sets all
- the street a-barking.
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H. G. Bohn
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- There is no dog so bad but
- he will wag his tail.
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Italian Proverb
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- To the dog the whole world is a smell.
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Anonymous
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- The reason a dog has so many friends so that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.
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Anonymous
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Major
Born a dog
Died a gentleman
Epitaph on a dog’s grave in Maryland
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- It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better
than
- other folks do, isn’t it?
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Eleanor Porter
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- No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog
he has a friend, and the poorer he gets,
- the better friend he has.
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Will
Rogers
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- Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their
universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They
serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal
man has ever made.
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Roger
Caras, A Celebration of Dogs
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- Our German forefathers had a very kind religion. They believed
that, after death, they would meet again all the good dogs that had
been their companions in life.
- I wish I could believe that too.
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Otto
von Bismarck
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- There is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy … should own a
dog at some time in his life,
- preferably between
- the ages of forty-five and fifty.
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Robert
Benchley
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- The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can
- breathe without letting go.
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Winston
S. Churchill
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- I love a dog.
- He does nothing for political reasons.
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Will
Rogers
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- Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they
pass no criticisms.
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George
Eliot
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- A dog is like an eternal Peter Pan, a child who never grows old
and who therefore is always available to love and be loved.
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Aaron Katcher
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- Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they
owned their dogs, instead of realizing
- that their dogs owned them.
 Dodie
Smith
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- Dogs’ lives are too short.
- Their only fault really.
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Agnes
Turnbull
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- A little attention, a pat on the head and a kind word every now
and
- then is all your dog asks.
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Louis Sabin
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- The ad in the paper said “puppy, partially housebroken.”
- That is like being
- partially pregnant.
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Erma
Bombeck
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- A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping
where a burglar would awaken the household
- by falling over him.
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Anonymous
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- It has taken me years to realize the greatness of a dog.
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Zane
Grey
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- Love me, love my dog.
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John
Heywood
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- The great thing about dogs is, they never have attitude.
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Tom
Gliatto
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- The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can’t ask his
patients what is the matter – he’s got to just know.
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Will
Rogers, 1949
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- Did you ever walk into a room and forget you walked in? I think
that’s how dogs spend their lives.
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Sue
Murphy
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- Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.
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Virginia
Graham
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- A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can
express with his tongue in hours.
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Anonymous
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- My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a collie, but I am a
Presbyterian.
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Mark
Twain, “A Dog’s Tale”
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- Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the
car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at
nothing right in your ear.
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Dave Barry
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- Show dogs have been bred to live off the fat of the land. The only
feathers they’ve ever seen were on the hat
- of some female judge.
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Richard A. Wolters
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- If your home burns down, rescue the dogs.
- At least they’ll be faithful to you.
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Lee Marvin
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- I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to
meet my dog.
- I mean, this was like not wanting
- to meet my mother.
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Bonnie Schachter
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- One reason a dog is such a comfort when you’re downcast is
- that he doesn’t ask to know why.
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Anonymous
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- You can’t keep a good man down – or an over affectionate dog.
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Anonymous
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- Humans have externalized their wisdom – stored it in museums,
libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the
blood and bones.
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Donald McCaig
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- The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of
yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a
fool of himself too.
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Samuel Butler, 1912
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- I had a little dog and my dog was very small; He licked me in the
face and he answered to my call; Of all the treasures that were mine
I loved him most of all.
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- A collie has the brain of a man and the ways of a woman.
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Scottish Proverb
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- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already
stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much
harm one way or the other.
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Robert Benchley
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- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love
yourself.
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Josh Billings, 1919
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- Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door.
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Charles Ogburn, Jr.
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- Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.
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Cynthia
Heimel
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- When most of us talk to our dogs,
- we tend to forget they’re not people.
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Julia
Glass
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- Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.
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Rita Mae Brown
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- Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog.
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Franklin
P. Jones
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- Dogs are high on life.
- Cats need catnip.
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Missy
Dizick and Mary Ply, 1985
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- If you can’t run with the big dogs,
- stay on the porch.
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Sign
in the Batavia (Illinois)
- Bulldogs Gymnasium
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- Dogs give their human companions unconditional love and are always
there with an encouraging wag of the tail when they are needed. The
dog is indeed
- a very special animal.
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Dorothy
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- You think dogs will not be in heaven?
I tell you, they will be there
- long before any of us.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
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- No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his
- own in the conversation.
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Fran
Lebowitz
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- I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the
funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.
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Roger
Caras
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- Ever consider what they must think of us?
- I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the
most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think
we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
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Anne
Tyler
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- Dogs remember faces; cats, places
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English
saying
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- The dog for the man, the
- cat for the woman.
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English
Proverb
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- The noblest dog of all is the hot dog; it feeds the hand
that bites it.
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Dr.
Laurence J. Peter
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- No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend
and companion than a dog.
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Stanley
Leinwoll
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