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For A Cat or Dog Lover or Pet Caregiver – This cookbook makes a very special dog or cat warming present.  Also, if you take your dog to doggy daycare, your dog’s caregiver would appreciate quick recipes.  Team dog quotes with beef and chicken recipes and cat quotes with your favorite fish or dairy recipes.   

See Sample Pages of a Dog Lover's Book.

Fun Quotes for about dogs.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives.
 
Rita Rudner
In order to maintain a well-balanced perspective, the person who has a dog to worship him should also have a cat to ignore him.
 
Peterborough Examiner
A puppy is but a dog,
plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
 
  Agnes Repplier
A good dog deserves a good bone.
 
  Ben Johnson
 
Dog lovers are a good breed themselves.
 
  Gladys Taber
 
If you want a friend in this life, get a dog.
 
Harry Truman
 
Politicians are interested in the people.
Not that this is always a virtue.
Dogs are interested in fleas.
 
P.J. O'Rourke
 
No vacation can be completely relaxed. You always wonder if the
dog will remember you.
 
Independent Newspaper, 
Groton, SD
 
I’ve learned over the years that you can create any manner of mayhem for human beings, but dogs are off limits.
 
  Steve White
 
I was one of the luckier women who came to motherhood with some experience.
I owned a Yorkshire terrier for three years.
 
Erma Bombeck
 
Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog will be fed regularly.
  Globe, ND
 
Anything as large as a bloodhound or a golden retriever … makes
a grand hot water bottle.
Roger Caras
 
One barking dog sets all
 the street a-barking.
 
H. G. Bohn
 
There is no dog so bad but
 he will wag his tail.
 
Italian Proverb
 
To the dog the whole world is a smell.
 
  Anonymous
 
The reason a dog has so many friends so that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
 
Anonymous
 

Major

Born a dog

Died a gentleman

Epitaph on a dog’s grave in Maryland

 

It’s funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than
other folks do, isn’t it?
 
Eleanor Porter
 
 
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog he has a friend, and the poorer he gets,
the better friend he has.
 
Will Rogers
 
Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.
 
Roger Caras, A Celebration of Dogs
 
Our German forefathers had a very kind religion. They believed that, after death, they would meet again all the good dogs that had been their companions in life.
I wish I could believe that too.
 
Otto von Bismarck
 
There is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy … should own a dog at some time in his life, 
preferably between
the ages of forty-five and fifty.
 
Robert Benchley
 
The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can 
breathe without letting go.
 
Winston S. Churchill
 
I love a dog.
He does nothing for political reasons.
 
Will Rogers
 
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
 
George Eliot
 
A dog is like an eternal Peter Pan, a child who never grows old and who therefore is always available to love and be loved.
 
Aaron Katcher
 
Like many other much-loved humans, they believed that they owned their dogs, instead of realizing
that their dogs owned them.

Dodie Smith

 
Dogs’ lives are too short.
Their only fault really.
 
Agnes Turnbull
 
 
A little attention, a pat on the head and a kind word every now and
then is all your dog asks.
 
Louis Sabin
 
The ad in the paper said “puppy, partially housebroken.” 
That is like being
partially pregnant.
 
Erma Bombeck
 
A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household
by falling over him.
 
Anonymous
 
It has taken me years to realize the greatness of a dog.
 
Zane Grey
 
Love me, love my dog.
 
John Heywood
 
The great thing about dogs is, they never have attitude.
 
Tom Gliatto
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what is the matter – he’s got to just know.
 
Will Rogers, 1949
Did you ever walk into a room and forget you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.
 
Sue Murphy
Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.
 
Virginia Graham
 
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
Anonymous
 
 
My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a collie, but I am a Presbyterian.
Mark Twain, “A Dog’s Tale”
 
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry
 
Show dogs have been bred to live off the fat of the land. The only feathers they’ve ever seen were on the hat
of some female judge.
Richard A. Wolters
 
If your home burns down, rescue the dogs.
At least they’ll be faithful to you.
Lee Marvin
 
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog.
I mean, this was like not wanting
 to meet my mother.
Bonnie Schachter
One reason a dog is such a comfort when you’re downcast is
that he doesn’t ask to know why.
  Anonymous 
You can’t keep a good man down – or an over affectionate dog.
  Anonymous
Humans have externalized their wisdom – stored it in museums, libraries, the expertise of the learned. Dog wisdom is inside the blood and bones.
  Donald McCaig
 
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.
Samuel Butler, 1912
I had a little dog and my dog was very small; He licked me in the face and he answered to my call; Of all the treasures that were mine I loved him most of all.
 
A collie has the brain of a man and the ways of a woman.
Scottish Proverb
 

 
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
 
Robert Benchley
 
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
 
Josh Billings, 1919
 
Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door.
 
Charles Ogburn, Jr.
Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.
 
Cynthia Heimel
When most of us talk to our dogs,
we tend to forget they’re not people.
Julia Glass
 
Dad could charm a dog off a meat wagon.
Rita Mae Brown
 
 
 
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones
 
Dogs are high on life.
Cats need catnip.
 
Missy Dizick and Mary Ply, 1985
 
If you can’t run with the big dogs,
 stay on the porch.
 
Sign in the Batavia (Illinois)
Bulldogs Gymnasium
 
Dogs give their human companions unconditional love and are always there with an encouraging wag of the tail when they are needed. The dog is indeed
a very special animal.
 
Dorothy Patent 
You think dogs will not be in heaven?  I tell you, they will be there
long before any of us.
 
Robert Louis Stevenson
 
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his
own in the conversation.
 
Fran Lebowitz
 
I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener.
 
Roger Caras
 
Ever consider what they must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!
 
Anne Tyler
 
Dogs remember faces; cats, places
 
English saying
 
The dog for the man, the
cat for the woman.
 
English Proverb
The noblest dog of all is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
 
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.
 
Stanley Leinwoll
 

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